Necrotongue

Tatran panoramas still work for the series, keeping it half a star above the junkyard. I can't help it, but the longer the story of the police Casanova investigating the case from which he was recalled, and in which the police obviously no longer engage (after all, there were not even ten dead, right, so why cut veins), I watch, the more I gain confidence that at least the screenwriters would not fail a drug test negatively. I would guess it was some hallucinogens, because this couldn't be done even with a clean blood picture. / Lesson: When you miss some minutes in the footage, add some sex. 1*-

It's hard to believe, but the series keeps getting worse. This time, the Polish creators attempted something like a Bond movie, and from my perspective, it didn't go well at all. An old and horny bad guy in a luxurious high-tech mansion/brothel on Lomnický štít? That's a first for me. Add in a washed-up but irresistible Polish cop and a truly ridiculous plot... The only saving grace here are the Tatra Mountains. P.S. The characters reminded me a lot of the ensemble from King’s Overlook Hotel. Lesson learned: Only visit Lomnický štít with a well-paid team of mercenaries. 1*-

I'm still not impressed. I’ve noticed that Polish films generally do better with me, while their TV shows often fall short. I just can’t buy into the loose cannon in the police force, making the whole series feel unconvincing. / Lesson learned: If you take a trip to the Tatras, don’t lose your head.

The creators didn't exactly impress me with this opening episode — it was pretty awful. The Tatra Mountains were nice, and the fog helped create a decent atmosphere, but that's where the positives ended for me. As a crime drama, it didn't work. I was baffled by the disregard for basic investigative procedures and chain of command. At times, I just stared blankly at the screen, trying to figure out why the creators made such poor choices. However, as a guide to the Tatras, it was somewhat enjoyable.

Even I, a seasoned viewer, was taken aback by the level of brutality depicted. But hey, life isn't a fairy tale or a Marvel comic, right? If you hit someone with an axe or a blunt object, it's not going to be pretty. A sensitive soul might have serious issues with this film, but the reality is, as long as there are people who take pleasure in hurting others, we should get used to such scenes. The laws are pretty lenient towards such scum. I thoroughly enjoyed this gritty dive into Trójmiasto, although it left a little to be desired to earn those five stars.

Who would have thought the key to winning horse races is betting on the underdogs? I just finished the third season and, to my surprise, the creators still have plenty to offer. I wasn't bored for a second during any of the six episodes. Even though logic occasionally took a backseat, it didn't bother me much because it was incredibly entertaining. It had everything: romance, tension, action, drama, intrigue, and a fantastic atmosphere. Plus, the dry and black humor was spot on. Gary Oldman was the proverbial cherry on top. After finishing each season, I find myself wishing for more immediately. / Lesson learned: Well, it might not be the best takeaway, but after watching the last two episodes, I've learned that cocaine can turn even the slowest horse into a thoroughbred racehorse.

Episodes five and six have been the most thrilling yet. The death count was so dramatic it could revive even a struggling funeral service company. What I really appreciate is that the creators didn't just turn it into a blood-soaked action fest. Instead, the cold, concrete corridors drenched in blood were often warmed by a generous dose of intelligent, dark humor. A great finale. / Lesson learned: Flash drives have clearly won over CDs, but there are times in life when you might just regret it.

I'd love to be able to say I had a great time, but John Mulaney didn’t quite win me over. The final segment with the GQ interview reading didn’t really hit the mark for me. I enjoyed the intervention part a lot more, but I can't say I was rolling on the floor laughing. To be fair, I don't think it's entirely Mulaney's fault — maybe I just wasn't in the best mood. / Lesson learned: I finally know how to make a quick buck, just need to find a Rolex store nearby!

There's probably no need to nitpick all the quirks surrounding the intervention in the warehouse. Sure, it was a pretty action-packed episode, but the action wasn't the main event. The real fun happened elsewhere, particularly with the "honest" banter between Tearney and Taverner. I love how the creators effortlessly inject humor into even the most tense situations. Douglas's "You shall not pass!" nearly had me in stitches! / Lesson learned: Silence is golden. In some situations more than others.

Movies featuring an indestructible deep-sea monster stomping through Tokyo never really grabbed my interest. I've seen all the classics like Gappa, the American-Japanese Godzilla from the eighties, and Clash of the Titans with the Kraken — essentially, the sedate, ancient Greek version of the Japanese radioactive, perpetually pissed-off monster. I only watched this movie because it was the main offer on Netflix, and the post-war setting intrigued me. Surprisingly, I found myself enjoying the new story of this angry lizard. The oversized reptile with a reactor for a liver wasn't the main draw for me, though. What fascinated me more were the Japanese attempts to grapple with their role in World War II and the realistic depiction of their war technology. Unlike Michael Bay, the Japanese creators brought in truly capable consultants, making their warships like the Takao and Shinden look absolutely top-notch. I found myself more drawn to these peripheral aspects of the film, without which I might not have paid it much attention. / Lesson learned: Don't go launching nuclear warheads, bombs, or reactors into the Pacific Ocean — you never know what you might awaken.