Directed by:
John GulagerCinematography:
Alex LehmannComposer:
Elia CmiralCast:
Danielle Panabaker, Katrina Bowden, Ving Rhames, Gary Busey, Chris Zylka, David Hasselhoff, Christopher Lloyd, David Koechner, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Matt Bush (more)VOD (1)
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After the terror unleashed on Lake Victoria in Piranha 3D, the pre-historic school of blood thirsty piranhas are back. This time, no one is safe from the flesh eating fish as they sink their razor sharp teeth into the visitors of summer's best attraction, The Big Wet Water Park. Christopher Lloyd reprises his role as the eccentric piranha expert with survivor Paul Scheer and a partially devoured Ving Rhames back for more fish frenzy. The world's most famous lifeguard David Hasselhoff aka ‘The Hoff', trades in the sandy beaches of Baywatch to be a celebrity lifeguard at the racy water park. (Roadshow Entertainment)
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The main difference between Piranha 3D and Piranha 3DD is evidently the name of the director. While Alexandre Aja is a master of gore and tension (and not very lucky with scripts), John Gulager is a fanboy with the mentality of a teenager (and for his attempts at “being funny”, he doesn’t even need any good script). Honestly: Piranha 3DD is bullshit, but proper, though you can guess that already from the trailer, so it’s not much such a big deal. It doesn’t bother at all with tension or fear, the second part is a thoroughbred comedy, the gore this time is not worth talking about and the final carnage, rather than complex action, is a poorly edited sequence of a few scenes. What’s good in the end is David Hasselhoff because he knows how to make fun of himself. 5/10
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One star for Christopher Lloyd, whose YouTube video has more clicks than that a laughing baby with diarrhoea. Otherwise it's even bigger and even less entertaining rubbish than the first part. Silicon crap.
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A star for Hasselhoff, whose cameo is one of the funniest ever. Otherwise, John Gulager should think about whether he shouldn’t stick to pure comedies, instead of spoiling Aja's piranha legend and the illusion of sex with Katrina Bowden. Yuck! :) 25%
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