The A-Team

(extended) I was terribly surprised at how The A-Team worked. The characters entertain you, the jokes are funny, the action is action-packed and appropriately spectacular. Too bad Carnahan has a bit of a problem with the action scenes. The spectacular special effects ones are fine because they work according to pre-set templates anyway, but the contact action and some of the shootouts are an unbelievable mess. The final scene in the dumpster is especially awful, with the fight scene shot under the kind of light that Marlon Brando's monologues are shot under at the end of Apocalypse Now. But the bad guys are great. So there are four of them in total, and it gets a bit messy at times, as they aren’t classically intertwined, but you can see how the director misses Ray Liotta (with whom he's done every film so far) in the movie. Not only are the three of them typologically the same, have the same means of expression and act the same way, but even the character is similar to many of his movie characters. I enjoyed their non-violent portrayal as overgrown brats addicted to video games who masturbate with a gun in the other hand, and lucky enough to have been given millions of dollars worth of military toys in their lives. The most fun is when the three of them end up in the car together, because the suppressor-screwing scene (I'm guessing it's just in the extended version) is perfect. I'll even forgive the cell shading explosions and the few tense relationship scenes. The A-Team is a blockbuster as it should be, because everything that should work in this type of movie works there. (29/12/2011)

To my great surprise, this is a good and hugely entertaining action ride. The trailers where underwhelming, but these four cool guys ended up winning me over. The action scenes are so over the top that it’s impossible not to smile. The climax on the other hand, maybe is a bit too over the top, there were moments when I didn’t know what was going on and why, so the impression went a bit down, but I still think it’s an 80% film. (18/07/2010)

I sniff nostalgically. I grew up on it and Carnahan et comp. were able to modernize it very solidly without creating digital none-sense for young people. On the contrary, it may in fact be too nostalgic and laughs at the current mass conceptualization of blockbusters. I had a great time, if it wasn't for a few "over the line" attempts at making it more serious, it would be an almost perfect relaxing snort of amusement. Hats off to the wonderful chemistry in the central quartet and also to Carnahan, who managed to direct the action scenes with the sophistication of a gambler. Definitely the best blockbuster of the cucumber season; I'm just sorry that it won't continue... (14/06/2010)

From the first to the last minute, it's ruggedly honest, exhilaratingly blockbuster-like, and unfortunately also scriptwise bite-sized. However, as a whole, A-Team surprisingly holds together despite the patched-together individual missions, problems, and locations. Some things are so exaggerated that even the least perceptive smile feels ashamed (tank), while other times it goes full throttle, taking your breath away (imaginative chemistry in the photobooth, rappelling from a skyscraper, or every scene with Bradley Cooper, who effortlessly steals the whole film and doesn't even break a sweat). I didn't believe in this return to the past at all, but now I can be even more satisfied. (31/07/2010)

An awful B-movie. Awful garbage. And awfully entertaining. Not on the action side, though; there’s very little of that and what there is terribly confused due to deranged editing, but after the ungainly introduction as soon as it establishes itself as a buddy comedy full of over the top scenes in “best 3D effect ever" style, then... Then you can either angrily get up from your seat and go home muttering about dumb Hollywood, or you can remain seated and abandon yourself to harmless, mindless fun. And at least it’s meant to be fun; I must admit that I expected something more like “it’s so bad, it’s genius". (11/06/2010)